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Story: Firecrackers Go Boom!
Well, the story begins like so many others, just a normal gaming gathering where beer is involved. Although this time it had a difference, Culkin (Jonathan Culkin) had recently returned from a skiing trip in France. Hidden away were the firecrackers, and they are used in this story as you may have gathered! So we continued to drink the beer, and by this time were somewhat drunk, so we decided to head out into the field behind Culkin's house wielding firecrackers yeah yeah bad idea. It was dark by this time and after finishing a bottle of beer someone thought it would be a great idea to put a firecracker in a glass bottle, needless to say it went bang. Glass landed just next to my feet afew meters away. So now we had found out that firecrackers do in fact go bang our mission was complete. So we headed to Culkin's back garden, and sat around a table. Suddenly from nowhere i heard a match and then the burning of a fuse, it seems someone had lit a firecracker and decided to throw it at one of Culkin's younger relatives, so we thought she deserved it after all she was been annoying. Although the firecracker did not bang where it was meant to go bang, much to our disappointment it traveled from her and hit a plant pot, and then landed in the pond. So we all looked at each other in wonder saying "will it have gone out?". A few seconds past and nothing.... Then our question was answered.. Bang! as a wall of water appeared from the pond, and going over the sides. Been drunk we just laughed and wondered if the fish were still alive, and they were so there was no harm done! But later we thought, can you give brain damage to a gold-fish? it only have a memory span of 20 seconds anyway. *Shrugs*
Moral: Don't make fish go bang
Thanks for reading!
Author: Jay Fawcett
Well, the story begins like so many others, just a normal gaming gathering where beer is involved. Although this time it had a difference, Culkin (Jonathan Culkin) had recently returned from a skiing trip in France. Hidden away were the firecrackers, and they are used in this story as you may have gathered! So we continued to drink the beer, and by this time were somewhat drunk, so we decided to head out into the field behind Culkin's house wielding firecrackers yeah yeah bad idea. It was dark by this time and after finishing a bottle of beer someone thought it would be a great idea to put a firecracker in a glass bottle, needless to say it went bang. Glass landed just next to my feet afew meters away. So now we had found out that firecrackers do in fact go bang our mission was complete. So we headed to Culkin's back garden, and sat around a table. Suddenly from nowhere i heard a match and then the burning of a fuse, it seems someone had lit a firecracker and decided to throw it at one of Culkin's younger relatives, so we thought she deserved it after all she was been annoying. Although the firecracker did not bang where it was meant to go bang, much to our disappointment it traveled from her and hit a plant pot, and then landed in the pond. So we all looked at each other in wonder saying "will it have gone out?". A few seconds past and nothing.... Then our question was answered.. Bang! as a wall of water appeared from the pond, and going over the sides. Been drunk we just laughed and wondered if the fish were still alive, and they were so there was no harm done! But later we thought, can you give brain damage to a gold-fish? it only have a memory span of 20 seconds anyway. *Shrugs*
Moral: Don't make fish go bang
Thanks for reading!
Author: Jay Fawcett